Ya know, I was all excited when I read the headlines this morning "Gore and U.N. Panel Win Peace Prize for Climate Work" in the New York Times, I was waiting around for the phone call and everything, thinking that my share of the prize money would come in handy to fix the crack in my windshield and all... but then I read that it was AL Gore. (sigh)

As they are apt to say around Wrigleyville, "wait 'till next year!"

— Mitch Gore