Whether it is selling out fishermen, the environment and native American tribes in order to buy up the Klamath basin farmer vote in 2002, to his flip-flopping all over every side of the Iraq invasion, like when he declared it possibly criminal yet still voted to full fund it, to claiming to be for equal rights for non-heterosexuals yet lending his name in support of the anti-gay Measure 36, you simply never know what Smith stands for, other than getting elected.

So in order to protect yourself from Senator Smith's bullshit, we at wiseass.org have added a special “Gordon Smith Bullshit Deflector” to our line of Bullshit deflectors and protectors.

Our deflectors and protectors were inspired by Bill Moyer, a 73 year old vet, who was seen wearing "Bullshit Protector" flaps over his ears while Bush addressed the Veterans of Foreign Wars in Salt Lake City, Utah.

So be sure to download yours today. They are easy to produce and use. Simply download the PDF file below and print it out, then follow these easy steps:

Step 1 — cut out ear slots first

Step 2 — cut out bullshit deflectors

Step 3 — place over earlobes

Be sure to check out our other useful Bullshit deflectors and protectors. After all, with the Bush administration still in office, and so many Republicans and media hacks around, you can never have enough protection from bullshit.

“Gordon Smith Bullshit Deflectors” - single page “cut outs”
			Downloads for the 1-up color single-sided layout of this design. layout size: 8.5" x 11" layout: 1-up on a page file format: Adobe PDF file size: 49.07 KB		English